{"id":16932,"date":"2021-11-11T14:50:47","date_gmt":"2021-11-11T19:50:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=16932"},"modified":"2021-11-11T14:50:47","modified_gmt":"2021-11-11T19:50:47","slug":"biden-blames-anti-vaxxers-for-causing-the-us-to-lose-world-war-5-in-riveting-veterans-day-speech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2021\/11\/11\/biden-blames-anti-vaxxers-for-causing-the-us-to-lose-world-war-5-in-riveting-veterans-day-speech\/","title":{"rendered":"Biden Blames Anti-Vaxxers For Causing The US To Lose World War 5 In Riveting Veteran&#8217;s Day Speech"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ARLINGTON COUNTY, VIRGINIA&#8211; President Joe Biden paid tribute to the nation&#8217;s veterans with a stoic speech by reaffirming his position that if everyone had just gotten the COVID jab then perhaps the United States would have won World War 5 during the 1860s.<\/p>\n<p>In what mainstream news outlets are calling the most captivating Veteran&#8217;s Day speech in history, Biden summed up the country&#8217;s numerous tragedies and failures as a result of so many cynical people refusing to take part in his totally <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2021\/10\/15\/emperor-biden-builds-coliseum-to-feed-all-the-unvaccinated-americans-to-hungry-lions\/\">safe and fair vaccination mandate<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Our country would have won World War 5 if if it wasn&#8217;t for all these vaccine hesitant fools,&#8221; said Biden as he received his ninth televised saline shot to convince gullible people to get the vaccine. &#8220;Just think about how many brave American men and women sacrificed their lives fighting all those unvaccinated primates on the Planet of the Apes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Even though<a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2021\/09\/25\/an-impatient-joe-biden-hires-freddy-krueger-to-vaccinate-hesitant-people-while-theyre-sleeping\/\"> his patience has worn thin<\/a>, Biden says he&#8217;s not going to let all the dubious anti-vaxxers ruin this Valentine&#8217;s Day holiday and cites his highest ever poll numbers as the reason why he&#8217;s still in such a pleasant mood. That, and his recent steamy meeting at the Vatican where he left an indelible impression on the Pope&#8217;s bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m vaccinated, and you can ask the Pope himself just how safe I am to be around. I&#8217;m sure all my European friends are still talking about what a savory and aromatic pleasure it was to have me around.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ARLINGTON COUNTY, VIRGINIA&#8211; President Joe Biden paid tribute to the nation&#8217;s veterans with a stoic speech by reaffirming his position that if everyone had just gotten the COVID jab then perhaps the United States would have won World War 5 during the 1860s. In what mainstream news outlets are calling the most captivating Veteran&#8217;s Day [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16934,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[64,557,593,1113,784,1332,166],"class_list":["post-16932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-crap","tag-joe-biden","tag-pope-francis","tag-rated-g","tag-vaccine","tag-veterans-day","tag-virus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16932\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}