{"id":16593,"date":"2021-10-31T10:54:50","date_gmt":"2021-10-31T15:54:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=16593"},"modified":"2024-01-15T20:25:25","modified_gmt":"2024-01-16T01:25:25","slug":"pope-francis-performs-exorcism-on-vatican-bathroom-after-biden-pooping-incident","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/31\/pope-francis-performs-exorcism-on-vatican-bathroom-after-biden-pooping-incident\/","title":{"rendered":"Pope Francis Performs Exorcism On Vatican Bathroom After Biden Pooping Incident"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>VATICAN CITY&#8211; In an effort to rid the Vatican of a disgusting evil stench, Pope Francis performed a nine hour exorcism on his personal bathroom after President Joe Biden desecrated the toilet, floor, walls, and ceiling with his putrid, brown fecal donation.<\/p>\n<p>Once word got to the Pope about <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2021\/11\/06\/poopgate-republicans-launch-investigation-into-whether-biden-pooped-his-pants-overseas\/\">Biden&#8217;s accidental pooping event<\/a>, the Pontiff quickly sprang into action by grabbing his trusty can of air freshener and began spraying all around the halls of the former sacred, majestic building while chanting.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I adjure thee, most evil spirit, in the name of all that is holy, begone foul presence,&#8221; said the Pope loudly as he threw holy bleach all over the defiled restroom. &#8220;We drive your smelly Satanic excrement away from here, you unclean spirit!&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_16596\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-16596\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-16596\" src=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/JoeBidenPope2-min.jpg\" alt=\"Joe Biden wearing blue suit standing next to the Pope in Rome, Italy.\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" title=\"\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-16596\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sources close to the Pope said he was so angry after he found out about Biden&#8217;s poopy pants incident that the Pontiff was heard yelling out, &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe he just shit himself!&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Due to the seriousness of the mess that Biden left behind, the <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2016\/07\/29\/pope-francis-the-world-is-at-warcraft\/\">Pope called a meeting<\/a> with all the top Cardinals from the Roman Catholic Church to discuss the best and quickest way to both rid Rome of the funky aroma and to cast out any remaining waste deposited from America&#8217;s most popular president.<\/p>\n<p>As soon as he returned to the United States on the advice of the Pope, Biden performed a formal sacrament by taking an oath to never visit Vatican City again.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Pope Francis Performs Exorcism On Vatican Bathroom After Biden Pooping Incident\" width=\"1240\" height=\"698\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LWwsphqQQZY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>VATICAN CITY&#8211; In an effort to rid the Vatican of a disgusting evil stench, Pope Francis performed a nine hour exorcism on his personal bathroom after President Joe Biden desecrated the toilet, floor, walls, and ceiling with his putrid, brown fecal donation. 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