{"id":14522,"date":"2020-10-08T11:41:22","date_gmt":"2020-10-08T16:41:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=14522"},"modified":"2024-03-06T20:39:03","modified_gmt":"2024-03-07T01:39:03","slug":"netflix-to-acquire-joe-bidens-directorial-debut-of-cuties-sequel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/08\/netflix-to-acquire-joe-bidens-directorial-debut-of-cuties-sequel\/","title":{"rendered":"Netflix To Acquire Joe Biden’s Directorial Debut Of Cuties Sequel"},"content":{"rendered":"

MIAMI, FLORIDA– President Joe Biden is set to make his directorial debut with a sequel to the famously unpopular movie Cuties<\/em><\/a>, with the new movie set to take place when the young girls are four years older.<\/p>\n

During a campaign stop in Miami to defeat former President Donald Trump, Biden told a group of “beautiful young ladies” that he wants to see them dancing in his new movie when they’re four years older.<\/p>\n

“I have good news for you,” Biden told a gathering of nervous young girls. “The good news is I’m making a sequel to the hit movie Cuties<\/em>. The bad news is, you beautiful young ladies are going to be dancing in it.”<\/p>\n

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Joe Biden is not only directing the upcoming Cuties<\/em> sequel, but he’s also in charge of personally selecting each girl’s wig.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Cuties 2: Four Years Older<\/em> will be produced by esteemed Hollywood icon Harvey Weinstein’s Jailhouse Entertainment company, with famous director Roman Polanski assisting with the script.<\/p>\n

Biden<\/a> received funding for his future coming-of-underage film from numerous respected celebrities, including Chrissy Teigan and Tom Hanks. Sources say Teigan donated thousands of previously deleted Twitter tweets to script writers as inspiration.<\/p>\n

Due to the success and positive feedback of the first Cuties<\/em> movie from Hollywood elites, Netflix is already in talks with Biden on acquiring the much-anticipated film that shows all four young ladies once they’re a few years older.<\/p>\n

“As part of my campaign promise to give minorities more jobs,” Biden said to a few seagulls flying overhead, “For my upcoming movie I’ll be hiring only black people for all the much-needed menial positions that they’re great at, such as taking out the trash, cleaning our bathrooms, and stocking our trailer’s grocery shelf, and also, you know the thing.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

MIAMI, FLORIDA– President Joe Biden is set to make his directorial debut with a sequel to the famously unpopular movie Cuties, with the new movie set to take place when the young girls are four years older. During a campaign stop in Miami to defeat former President Donald Trump, Biden told a group of “beautiful […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":28566,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[906,557,1216,1114],"class_list":["post-14522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-2020-presidential-race","tag-joe-biden","tag-pedophile","tag-rated-pg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14522\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}