{"id":13361,"date":"2020-02-20T14:25:47","date_gmt":"2020-02-20T19:25:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?p=13361"},"modified":"2020-02-20T14:30:39","modified_gmt":"2020-02-20T19:30:39","slug":"aocs-biggest-competition-glass-of-water-running-against-ocasio-cortez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2020\/02\/20\/aocs-biggest-competition-glass-of-water-running-against-ocasio-cortez\/","title":{"rendered":"AOC&#8217;s Biggest Competition: Glass Of Water Running Against Ocasio-Cortez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; Democrat challenger Glass of Water has officially thrown his proverbial hat in the ring to take New York&#8217;s 14th Congressional District seat away from full-time Twitter celebrity and part-time politician <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2019\/04\/13\/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-defends-ilhan-omar-by-pointing-out-most-domestic-terrorism-carried-out-by-farsighted-white-hens\/\">Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez<\/a> (D-NY).<\/p>\n<p>Longtime New Yorker Glass of Water, who news media outlets have already dubbed GOW, quickly became an internet sensation last year when Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) stated that he could easily beat AOC in her district if he had only a &#8220;D&#8221; next to his name.<\/p>\n<p>Glass of Water accompanied Pelosi on a European speaking tour, with Pelosi praising the clear drink&#8217;s chances at winning an election after initially mistaking him for her usual travelling companion Glass of Vodka.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13359\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13359\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13359\" src=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/AOCWater2-min.jpg\" alt=\"Parody of Fox News show Tucker Carlson, showing AOC and a glass of water.\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" title=\"\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13359\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A recent Fox News poll shows Glass of Water with a 98% chance of unseating AOC.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The hydrating GOW has received full backing from <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/StagingSite\/index.php\/2020\/01\/12\/democrats-under-investigation-for-alleged-ties-to-the-united-states\/\">many prominent Democrats<\/a>, including Pelosi, Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY), Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.), JFK, Andrew Jackson, and every other Democrat who&#8217;s not a member of &#8220;the Squad.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At his first campaign rally on Saturday, GOW drew a crowd of over 100,000 people, and already has massive financial support mostly from grassroots donations.<\/p>\n<p>Political pundits are predicting a landslide victory for Glass of Water, who will utilize his global fame as one of the world&#8217;s most popular beverages to his advantage.<\/p>\n<p>Inside sources say another famous beverage Cup of Soda is entertaining the idea of running for president in an effort to gain enough power so that he can ban a certain New York billionaire who doesn&#8217;t meet a minimum height requirement.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON&#8211; Democrat challenger Glass of Water has officially thrown his proverbial hat in the ring to take New York&#8217;s 14th Congressional District seat away from full-time Twitter celebrity and part-time politician Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY). Longtime New Yorker Glass of Water, who news media outlets have already dubbed GOW, quickly became an internet sensation last year [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13358,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[889,227,63,715,1113,290],"class_list":["post-13361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-politics","tag-aoc","tag-campaign","tag-food","tag-nancy-pelosi","tag-rated-g","tag-twitter-x"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13361\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}