{"id":9052,"date":"2019-06-05T21:19:18","date_gmt":"2019-06-06T02:19:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/?page_id=9052"},"modified":"2026-01-02T09:48:35","modified_gmt":"2026-01-02T14:48:35","slug":"story-ratings","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/story-ratings\/","title":{"rendered":"Story Ratings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Established in 2019, the story rating system provides readers with the information needed to determine a story&#8217;s content and whether it is appropriate for people to read at work, people with weak stomachs or squeamish, or anyone offended by mature topics.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Ratings are determined by <span style=\"color: #00adb5;\"><strong>DAILY SOAK&#8217;S<\/strong><\/span> National Enumerating Ratings Department (NERD), via a board comprised of incompetent, compromised, literary Dunning-Kruger dullards.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"27650\" class=\"elementor elementor-27650\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f363490 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"f363490\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ebe1f29 elementor-widget elementor-widget-foxiz-ad-script\" data-id=\"ebe1f29\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"foxiz-ad-script.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"ad-wrap ad-script-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"ad-description is-meta\">- Advertisement -<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"ad-script non-adsense edge-padding\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-6396239067732752\"\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\n<!-- HeaderAd2 -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:block\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6396239067732752\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"1327390313\"\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><strong>\u2b50Ratings Guide<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">The NERD story ratings are as follows:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">Rated: G<\/h2>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Least offensive. Suitable for most people in most situations without fear or embarrassment from co-workers, friends, or family. An example of a G rated story would be:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; padding-left: 40px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2016\/05\/27\/remake-of-karate-kid-movie-in-the-works\/\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">Remake Of Karate Kid Movie In The Works<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">View all <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/story-ratings\/rated-g\/\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Rated G stories<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">Rated: PG<\/h2>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Mildly offensive. Some mature content or mildly profane topics, such as stronger language, bodily functions, alcohol, light sexual situations, etc. An example of a PG rated story would be:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; padding-left: 40px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2018\/01\/12\/new-research-says-most-dogs-would-prefer-pooping-on-their-own-lawns-not-neighbors-lawns\/\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">New Research Says Most Dogs Would Prefer Pooping On Their Own Lawns, Not Neighbor&#8217;s Lawns<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">View all <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/story-ratings\/rated-pg\/\">Rated PG stories<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">Rated: R<\/h2>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Most offensive. Mature content, such as sex, nudity, violence, drugs, coarse language, etc. Probably inappropriate for work or reading in front of grandmom or jealous partners. An example of an R rated story would be:\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; padding-left: 40px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/2016\/04\/19\/porn-star-does-worlds-first-5-million-gangbang-nsfw\/\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">Porn Star Does World&#8217;s First 5 Million Gangbang<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">View all <a href=\"https:\/\/dailysoak.com\/index.php\/story-ratings\/rated-r\/\">Rated R stories<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"27650\" class=\"elementor elementor-27650\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f363490 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"f363490\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ebe1f29 elementor-widget elementor-widget-foxiz-ad-script\" data-id=\"ebe1f29\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"foxiz-ad-script.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"ad-wrap ad-script-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"ad-description is-meta\">- Advertisement -<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"ad-script non-adsense edge-padding\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-6396239067732752\"\n     crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\n<!-- HeaderAd2 -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:block\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6396239067732752\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"1327390313\"\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Established in 2019, the story rating system provides readers with the information needed to determine a story&#8217;s content and whether it is appropriate for people to read at work, people with weak stomachs or squeamish, or anyone offended by mature topics. 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